In six days or under, he finished this wonder, Except for the Forth and Tay Bridges, Then always a bloke for a practical joke, He made Scotland the home of the midges! The midges let loose by King Robert the Bruce, Straight into the English they tore, So they ran off in tears, and for six hundred long years, They've been blocking the A74! Now never forget, when the sun's going to set, And the midges arise on Loch Eck, Like the vampires you see, played by Christopher Lee, They'll give you a pain in the neck! You can smack them and whack them; in vain you'll attack them, They know every move that you make, If you manage to kill yin, another half million, Are ready tae come tae the wake!
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John Jacobs suggested changes to these lyrics. Review changes Lyrics for Bridget the Midget The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin Then he body slammed him and he did it again I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take much more It was right about then in the thick of things My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door 'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure Well, where we parked wasn't too far And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in And I turned around and the Cyclone was there And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair! I'd do the same darn thing if it'd been me It all happened so quick when that car door slammed It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed You was already down, he's gone time I got free" Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again I know two ol' boys that weigh They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night" Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin' They'd stop at nothing, short of a killin' Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight" So we all went down to the Hammerlock Bar The hangout of all the rasslin' stars And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door Well, after a while, he finally appeared And sat down at the bar and ordered a beer And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Remember me? I'm the guy you put to sleep Only this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha You see them two big dudes over there?
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Ray Stevens - Bridget the Midget Lyrics
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Well come on everybody have you heard the news Bridget's in town put on your rockin' shoes Into my bag and doin' my thing Rock it to me sock it to me listen to me sing Singin' oooohhhh dooby dooby dooby doo wa wa wa yeah yeah scatting Oh I dig it, I really dig it Hey get away from the stage there fella But I dig it, oh, oh Now folks get ready for an extra-special treat She can lay down a beat she's a real entrancer Here's Bridget the Midget and her flying feet The world's one and only go-go tapdancer, go! Taps and giggles Oh I dig it, I really dig it Hey sit down buddy you can't come up on the stage But I dig it, oh Now here's the moment we've all waited for Three singin' little cuties that we all adore You've heard 'em with Bridget on all of her hits They lay down a groove and the sound never quits They got what it takes there ain't no doubt Strawberry and the Shortcakes work it on out, ow! Shooby doo-wop wop wop yeah Shooby doo-wop wop wop wow Shooby doo-wop wop wop Let me hear it how 'bout that Shooby doo-wop wop wop Shooby doo-wop wop wop yeah Shooby doo-wop wop wop well Come on everybody have you heard the news Bridget's in town put on your rockin' shoes I'm into my bag I'm doin' my thing Rock it to me sock it to me listen to me sing, singin' Combined scatting shooby doo-wop wop wop Oh I dig it, I really dig it Hey watch it you can't do that fella But I dig it, I love you Bridget! Get back there!